What Happened to Josh Hutcherson’s Nose?

Look at his poor little nose, with that bandage over the tip! And those sad little eyes! Bless your heart, Josh Hutcherson, what happened to your precious face?

From TMZ:

With his face bruised and bandaged up, “Hunger Games” star Josh Hutcherson was spotted leaving a doctor’s office in Beverly Hills on Monday … after suffering a mysterious injury to his nose.

Hutcherson first tweeted about the injury on May 9th … saying, “Just had surgery to fix my broken nose” … and later his rep told us the actor had been diagnosed with a deviated septum.

But there’s one big question — how DID the 19-year-old movie star break his nose?

Josh isn’t saying … and neither is his rep … who told TMZ “no further details will be released.”

Is it just me, or is it automatically suspicious when a celebrity has surgery “to fix my broken nose”? My immediate response is “yeah, and you got your nose broken by a plastic surgeon, so quit playing games.” But of course, I don’t really think Josh Hutcherson would be the type to get a nose job, and if he did, I feel like he’d be open about it.

But here’s another angle: a lot of people are saying that what really happened is that a crazed fan broke into his house and attacked him, and he received a broken nose in the struggle. I can’t find any actual articles that claim this, but it’s been left in the comment sections of numerous stories, so I thought that was interesting. I don’t think it really happened, but it’s an interesting theory.

Whatever the real story is – deviated septum, cosmetic surgery, or a broken nose from an assault – here’s the best part: Josh tweeted that he while he was recovering, he watched a marathon of Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s show, The Client List, on Lifetime:

If that’s not reason enough to love this guy, then I don’t know what is.

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Courtney Stodden Does Her Best Bo Derek

Oh dear. Another day, another inappropriate set of Courtney Stodden photos. You want to know what I want to know? When Kendall Jenner did her Big Inappropriate Photo Shoot, everyone freaked the f-ck out, and justifiably so, right? Well how come Courtney Stodden can parade around with her ass cheeks hanging out and her implants flapping in the breeze and her best “I’m getting thrashed by a meat stick on the regular” face on and NO ONE CARES? Is it because her mother practically sold her into slavery by “allowing” her to marry Doug Hutchison? Is it because, yeah, even though Courtney’s only seventeen years old (and has apparently been doing this for awhile now), it’s OK because now she’s Doug’s “property”?

I get that she wants to do it, guys. I get that, and I’d respect that if it weren’t for the fact that she still isn’t legally allowed to make her own decisions. And I’d respect it if it weren’t for the fact that she’s a half-inch of gold lame fabric away from turning everyone who looks at her photos into pedophiles, and before you go off saying “She’s almost eighteen!” let me refresh your memory—this photo? It was taken a year ago. When Courtney was only sixteen:

And as you can see, things haven’t changed all that much.

You know what? I rest my case.

Images courtesy of Celebuzz

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Jenelle Evans: I’m Engaged!

She’s had a crazy life as of late, and Jenelle Evans has one more thing to be excited about- her engagement ring.

The “Teen Mom” starlet shared a picture of her new diamond engagement ring on her Twitter page after boyfriend Gary Head proposed to her.

Jenelle wrote, “I’m the luckiest girl in the world to have @Gary_Head in my life,” also confirming that the ring is indeed an engagement ring.

Furthermore, Ms. Evans also shared that her mother Barbara is thrilled with the news, especially after Jenelle’s ex-boyfriend Kieffer Delp sold topless pictures of her.

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Quotables: John Mayer Used to Be a Little Crazy I Guess

“I lost my head for a little while. I lost touch and I didn’t want to ask for directions. I did a couple really dumb interviews and it woke me up. … [It was] a very strange time. I’m glad I actually stayed out of the spotlight. Back then I would’ve said, ‘Let me get out and do Ellen and explain myself.’ It was like, ‘No, idiot. Go away – be 33 and 34 instead of 28 for the fourth year.’ I can’t sing, so I’m writing. I live in Montana – middle of nowhere. It’s really excellent. You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy. I remembered to get happy.”

Wow. Where did the douchebag we all not-so-affectionately called douchebag go? Oh, right—Montana. No, but really, he sounds good. He sounds like a dude who’s been through it and has learned. He sounds like what Lindsay Lohan should have sounded like three or four years ago, but it’s another story for another day, that.

Anyway, as much as I’ll miss hearing stories about addictive Tweeting and racist penises, and what it was like to bone some of Hollywood’s A-list women, I’m glad he’s doing well, all things considered.

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Maria Menounos & Derek Hough Visit GMA After DWTS Dismissal

After getting the ax from "Dancing with the Stars" last night, Maria Menounos spent her birthday morning by making an appearance on "Good Morning America" with dance partner Derek Hough.

The "Extra" host made her way into the ABC studios in black leggings, flats, a black leather jacket and a olive colored scarf while her DWTS partner went for a more preppy look in a mint green cardigan and a light colored pair of dress pants.

Although Maria caught herself in a whirwind of relationship rumors with Derek during their stint on the competition program, she assured GMA that she is still very much in a relationship with her longtime producer boyfriend, Keven Undergaro, saying, “He’s amazing. He doesn’t get enough credit for everything that he’s done for me and my career and life. And to be so, so calm throughout this process when everyone is like, ‘Ooo, you and Derek, you’re kissing.’ He was amazing, and so I’m very lucky. He’s a good guy.”

Explaining the passionate kiss that she shared with Hough, the 33-year-old said, “We were trying to figure out … [Derek] was like, ‘there is such a big buildup in the song, do you really want to [kiss], do you really want to [kiss]? I said, ‘We should rip off your shirt,’ and then I’m like, ‘Hmm, not enough.’ Oh, well, you kind of kissed me but you totally screwed up and you kissed my chin in the rumba and it was kind of embarrassing, maybe this will be your moment of redemption. Go for it.’”

Even after a stress fracture in her right foot and injuries to her chin and ribs, Maria pushed through the competition week after week, telling GMA, “This was a magical experience for me, to be able to learn how to dance and to be able to perform and be a part of this show was something I didn’t want to stop for anything. So I taped up my feet, I did all the therapies, I did everything I could and every time a doctor told me I couldn’t keep going, I would look at him and say, ‘I’m going to keep going.’”

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Love It or Leave It: Lady Gaga’s Latest Meat Dress

Well, I guess it’s finally happened. Lady Gaga is completely out of ideas. She’s come up with all the wacky fashions that she possibly could, and now it’s time to recycle. Specifically, it’s time to to go back to the glory days of September, 2010: the meat dress.

That photo above is one that Gaga tweeted from her current tour. This one below is from the 2010 VMAs:

Even though the meat dress was one of Lady Gaga’s more iconic looks (and yes, that does hurt to say) and should probably be left alone, I definitely like the latest version a whole lot better than the first. The cut of the dress is infinitely cuter than the original, and even though you can’t really see the new shoes, they pretty much have to be better than those first ones. Also, the new one looks so much more delicious, doesn’t it?

So as long as we live in a world where we can discuss multiple dresses made of meat, let’s go ahead and analyze them. Which do you like better?

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Jennifer Lopez Named Most Powerful Celebrity in the World!

It’s no secret that she’s one of the biggest names in entertainment, and now Jennifer Lopez has been officially recognized for her amazing success.

Forbes magazine has dubbed the “On the Floor” songstress as the World’s Most Powerful Celebrity, putting her ahead of some pretty impressive names.

Lopez’s multiple endorsement deals, merchandising portfolio, music, and television/movie career has garnered her a handsome $52 million salary.

The top ten most powerful celebrities according to Forbes are:

1. Jennifer Lopez

2. Oprah Winfrey

3. Justin Bieber

4. Rihanna

5. Lady Gaga

6. Britney Spears

7. Kim Kardashian

8. Katy Perry

9. Tom Cruise

10. Stephen Spielberg

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Khloe Kardashian Knows How Fabulous She Is

I can’t even count how many times we’ve proclaimed that Khloe Kardashian is the best Kardashian. At some point though, it became less of an opinion and more of a fact. If you need more convincing though, just think of this: Kim Kardashian is the worst Kardashian, right? And Khloe is the opposite of Kim in nearly every single way, isn’t she? It just makes sense, you guys. It just makes sense.

But if you need more convincing, check out this little interview:

“I was called fat all the time,” she recalls in an interview with E! News‘ David Burtka airing today. “I’ve always been compared to my sisters, who are beautiful and who have always been.”

Kardashian, who has spoken out against bullying and worked with the “It Gets Better” campaign, says that at 5 feet 10 at age 13 and with lighter skin than her sisters, she always stuck out.

“I feel like I was so attacked,” said Kardashian. “[I was picked on because] I had to wear braces, I was overweight as a kid, just for no reason.”

Even to this day, adds the E! star and household name, she still gets treated like the ugly duckling.

“I’m called the fat sister…I’m called the ugliest Kardashian,” she says. But the haters don’t hurt her the way they used to.

“I’m proud of myself,” Kardashian declares. “I could break and go get all this plastic surgery and get my nose fixed and get lipo or do whatever, but I haven’t chosen to do that because I  know I’m a great person. I’m pretty damn hot, if you ask me.”

Regarding the still-rampant issue of bullying, Kardashian says that she would love it if kids could focus on “how many positives they have.”

“Typically people get bullied because [the bullies are] afraid of that person,” she observes. “There’s a spark, a light, something that the bully doesn’t have—and they’re intimidated, so they want to attack you.”

As for her fellow adults who may be witnesses to child-vs.-child bullying and who decline to step in, saying they don’t want to interfere, Kardashian has no patience for such things.

“A lot of adults don’t think it’s their place to interfere with kids,” she says. “I interfere all the time.”

I love this girl to pieces and I wish she was my best friend. There, I said it.

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Willow & Jada Smith: Cannes Chicks

Making the most of her time in France, Willow Smith was spotted strolling around the Cannes Film Festival in Cannes today (May 16).

The “Whip My Hair” songstress was joined by her mother Jada Pinkett Smith, and looked funky in a sleeveless t-shirt with orange shorts.

In a recent interview, Willow confessed that while she loves to make music and perform, she’s not a huge fan of fame.

"When you're famous it's so hard ... let's say a regular girl is going to the bookstore. It's ten times harder to go everywhere. As fast as you can get there, it's going to take me ten more minutes to get there. I have to call security."

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Guess the Celebrity! Who Needs a Manicure Edition

Can you guys figure out who this is just by the condition of girlfriend’s nail beds? Because I think even if I didn’t know who it ultimately was, I probably could have guessed. I think the only thing that would make it more obvious is if there was a Marlboro Light clutched between her fingers.

Jump in to find out who those bloodied nails belong to!

Of course it’s Britney. Do you know any other majorly-stressed-out blonde ladies who would actually chew their fingers in public? You know, guys, after seeing this picture and watching the video snippet of Simon and LA Reid announcing Britney and Demi as the new judges on X-Factor, I’m honestly not quite sure that she’s ready for all of this. The video depicts her as confident and alert and ambitious, but you can just hear it in her voice—the way it breaks on certain words, like she’s about to start bawling, the awkward cadence of what she’s saying, and then the “back to you, Simon” at the end? I don’t know, guys. I just don’t want to see Britney doing anything that’s going to get her in over her head, but hell. Simon doesn’t care. He recently told TMZ that—public Britney meltdown or not—it’s going to be “ratings gold” for the X-Factor. Cute.

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65th Cannes Film Festival’s Star-Studded Opening Ceremony

The South of France is a little more fabulous today (May 16), as the 65th Cannes Film Festival held its opening ceremony this afternoon.

And there were hordes of famous faces crowding around the Palais des Festivals ahead of the much-loved cinematic event.

Actresses like Eva Longoria, Jessica Chastain, Freida Pinto, Jane Fonda, Diane Kruger, and Tilda Swinton were all gussied up and camera-ready as they walked around the arrivals area. Singer Lana Del Rey and supermodel Eva Herzigova also made appearances.

Representing the fellas were Alec Baldwin (with fiance Hilaria Thomas), Chris Pine, Bruce Willis, Edward Norton, Ewan McGregor, and Bill Murray.

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Here Are Kristen Stewart’s Elle Photos for Those of You Who Didn’t Hate the Interview

And for those of you who did? Well, I guess they’re for you, too, but I can tell you that there’s probably a significant amount of … I don’t know, lost upon you if you were one of those who thought her recent interview was total crap. And for you? Let me just say—Kristen Stewart’s still practically a teenager. I mean, no, she’s not, but for as awkward and creepy as she used to be all over interviews and awards shows, that interview probably showed a side of her that’s actually real. So she uses the f-ck word in every other sentence. Duh, I can remember a time when I did, too, because I was under the impression that it was so tough and bad-ass of me. Eventually I grew to the point where my vocabulary expanded beyond ‘f-ck’ as its highlight, and f-ck slowly eked its way out of my daily verbiage to a point where it was practically gone except for when I’m alone and I stub my toe on something on my way to get a glass of milk in the middle of the night. You grow up. Sometimes it happens.

As for her over-exuberance over just about everything that she hates, I think that’s part of being a young actress with no filter, too. And her car? I remember those days, guys, and I’m not going to lie or sugar-coat the fact that when I was younger and playing in a band and sleeping until 2 or 3 in the afternoon that my car wasn’t in bad shape at all. Because it was. Oh god, one time I had f-cking fruit flies in my car because I had some kind of food item buried in the backseat somewhere (it was a banana. Time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas). It was disgusting. There were empty cigarette packs, some of the week’s prior clothes, empty food sacks, half-empty food sacks, papers and show fliers and parking tickets, empty lighters, stray matches, old, clumpy, sticky lip gloss containers … you name it, it was probably there. For at least a week at a time or more.

So I can understand where some of you guys are coming from, saying that Kristen Stewart‘s all sorts of pretentious and obtuse and whatever else because she’s got the world by the balls and shows no appreciation, but I’m going to say on her behalf that you’re only young once and sometimes? This is how people just are. When they’re young, you know. Yeah, maybe I’m always on the Kristen Stewart defense, and maybe it’s because there’s a little part of me that I see in her and her young ways, but GUYS. She just turned twenty-two. What were you like at that age, hm? And is it so wrong if it was way different than what Kristen is? Or vice versa?

I love this bitch.

/endrant

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Kim Kardashian: White Hot in London

After jetting into the UK earlier in the day, Kim Kardashian was spotted stepping out of her hotel in London to tend to overseas promotional duties.

The E! reality star seemed quite excited for her visit across the pond, as she tweeted a few hours ago, "Just touched down in London town!!!!"

As for the reason behind the trip, Kim is boosting interest in a few of her endorsements including the diet supplement QuickTrim and her perfume, True Reflection, while also expected to hold a meet and greet at Debenhams department store on Friday.

After her fan event, the 31-year-old is lined up to host the UK launch of her best-selling weight management product at the St Pancras Renaissance Hotel and, during the launch, Kim will be working on an upcoming episode for season seven of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" - as the footage from the event will air in an episode following next week's season premiere.

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Miley Cyrus Got Another Dog

And no, I’m not talking about that poor little dog, Happy, that she found in the Walmart parking lot two weeks ago. I’m talking about a brand new dog that she adopted over the weekend. This new dog’s name is Mary Jane, and man, is she adorable:

So how many dogs does Miley have now? Five. Five dogs. Is it just me, or is that a lot of dogs? I mean, I love having pets* as much as the next person, and I understand that Miley has way more than enough money to take care of all these dogs, but does she have enough time? Does she hire nannies to come help her raise the dogs? Since it only took her two weeks between adoptions this time, should we be expecting her to bring her next dog home by the end of the week? Is she going to become an animal hoarder? So many questions. So many dogs.

I’ll attach a gallery so you can get a better idea of the precious critters roaming the Cyrus home. The ugly rug that the dogs are posing on is just a bonus.

*Speaking of pets, this happened to me a couple of days ago, and I felt the need to share. I was at the mall on Sunday, killing time before my movie started, and I wandered into the Spencer’s. While I was looking at the dragon statues or whatever, this little boy, who was probably around ten, came up to me and said “can I show you something?” I said yeah, and he pulled this toy rat out from behind his back and held it up to my face. I guess he was trying to scare me, but I was like “oh, awesome, I have pet rats at home!” And he responded with “I dissect rats.” I made some “buh!” noise, because thanks, kid, and I didn’t really know where to take the conversation from there, so I sort of started walking away, but I said “oh, you dissected a rat in school?” And he said “no, I dissect rats at home. For science.” How horrifying is that? I did walk away after that, and I went on to my movie (The Raven, by the way. It was ok.), but seriously, what an odd kid**.

**In an effort not to end things on a creepy note, let me tell you that my kitten has been sleeping in my arms like a baby the whole time I was typing this story, and last night after dinner, he climbed on my lap and purred like he wanted to snuggle, but really he just wanted to lick my lips. I didn’t let him, obviously, but then he found my boyfriend’s glass of milk and he forgot all about it.

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Nicole Scherzinger Premieres “Men In Black III” in UK

Taking care of some international promotions, Nicole Scherzinger was spotted at the UK premiere of her new film “Men In Black III” in London, England today (May 16).

Joined by her on-again beau Lewis Hamilton, the former Pussycat Doll singer looked gorgeous in a lacy black dress as she hammed it up at the Odeon Leicester Square.

Earlier this week, Nicole was in Germany for the film’s big premiere at the O2 World Arena, along with Will Smith and Josh Brolin.

“Men In Black III” is scheduled to hit theaters here in the States on Memorial Day weekend, 10 years after Part II was released.

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Quotables: Bristol Palin Says to Stop Bullying Bristol Palin

You know you’ve struck a nerve when even J-Woww tweets insults at you. But the thing that most amazes me is how few people actually addressed the points I made in my recent blog post. They were pretty simple. Conservative women like my mom get grief because people think they can’t make decisions without their husband, but Barack Obama gets applauded for changing his mind on a huge issue after consulting his wife and young daughters. The double standard amazes me.

Pop culture needs a little bit of debate. It needs a little bit of disagreement. … But what you won’t find is any disagreement about things like gay marriage or abortion. For those folks, there’s one way to think, and anyone who disagrees is stupid, hypocritical, hateful, or bigoted. … If you read the almost 3,000 comments after my controversial post, you’ll see some of the most terrible words against me, my mom, and my entire family.

You’ll see hate in the name of love. People claim they’re just trying to protect the right of two people to love each other – a right I don’t contest, by the way – and then spew the worst words imaginable at someone they disagree with. If the agenda is love, why do you hate so intensely? You’ll see bullying in the name of tolerance. Around Hollywood, there’s lots of concern and great initiatives to try to encourage more kindness in this world. Then why do I get so many messages telling me I should die?

Oh, now Bristol‘s an anti-bullying feminist who wants you to … I don’t know what. I don’t get where she’s going with the Obama thing. Yeah, she makes a good case about bullying, and it’s definitely not OK to bully someone for, you know, bullying, but that’s basically what she’s been doing this entire time, now, hasn’t it? Telling gays that they shouldn’t get married because it’s “unnatural” and suggesting that those who are gay are puerile and immature and haven’t grown up yet? It’s like, “Wait. I’m sorry, what?”

The post goes on to further ostracize people for disagreeing with her (and in this case, I’m not talking about those who are infinite hate-mongers who can only insult and call her “fat” and “stupid” and “retarded,” because those who can’t make a point during an argument without swearing and insulting and carrying on don’t make much of a point either, I’m afraid), and you can read it in its entirety here.

All I know is that it’s pretty damned convenient that Bristol’s in the process of putting the final touches on her new reality show, Life’s a Tripp, right? … No? Complete coincidence? Right. I totally thought so, too, but I had to ask my husband to be sure.

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CBS Unveils 2012-2013 Fall Lineup

Coming off a fairly consistent year, the CBS Network has decided to bring back 19 of their current programs and introduce four new series in their newly-announced 2012-2013 schedule.

Looking to spice things up a bit, shows like “Elementary,” “Vegas,” “Made in Jersey,” and “Partners” will add to the already stellar catalog of CBS goodies.

And of course the much beloved “Big Bang Theory,” and “Two and a Half Men” will be back to keep viewers doubled over in laughter for the duration of the season.

CBS President Nina Tassler told press, “These new series feature a great range of bold concepts, rich characters, big stars and fresh faces. From a new take on Sherlock Holmes to an epic battle for control of 1960s Las Vegas to a working-class point of view in a prestigious law firm, the dramas each have a unique style and sensibility. And, our new comedy PARTNERS fits perfectly with the CBS Monday night tradition of relationship comedies with a lot of heart and humor.”

The complete CBS Fall 2012-2013 schedule is as follows:

MONDAY:

8:00-8:30 PM HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER

8:30-9:00 PM PARTNERS

9:00-9:30 PM 2 BROKE GIRLS

9:30-10:00 PM MIKE & MOLLY

10:00-11:00 PM HAWAII FIVE-0

TUESDAY:

8:00-9:00 PM NCIS

9:00-10:00 PM NCIS: LOS ANGELES

10:00-11:00 PM VEGAS

WEDNESDAY:

8:00-9:00 PM SURVIVOR

9:00-10:00 PM CRIMINAL MINDS

10:00-11:00 PM CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION

THURSDAY:

8:00-8:30 PM THE BIG BANG THEORY

8:30-9:00 PM TWO AND A HALF MEN

9:00-10:00 PM PERSON OF INTEREST

10:00-11:00 PM ELEMENTARY

FRIDAY:

8:00-9:00 PM CSI: NY

9:00-10:00 PM MADE IN JERSEY

10:00-11:00 PM BLUE BLOODS

SATURDAY:

8:00-9:00 PM CRIMETIME SATURDAY

9:00-10:00 PM CRIMETIME SATURDAY

10:00-11:00 PM 48 HOURS MYSTERY

SUNDAY:

7:00-8:00 PM 60 MINUTES

8:00-9:00 PM THE AMAZING RACE

9:00-10:00 PM THE GOOD WIFE

10:00-11:00 PM THE MENTALIST

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The One in Which Ke$ha Doesn’t Look Like a Hot Bag of Squashed Crap

Ke$ha was at the BMI Pop Awards last night, but that’s not the important part (the part about the BMI Pop Awards). The important part is that Ke$ha looks like … well, she looks like you’d expect any of these pop-singing twits to look. She looks like the antithesis of her normal rock and roll-type persona that she tries so, so hard to cultivate, and while some may start squawking “Sell out! Sell out!” all I can say to them is a great, big “hush!” Because when Ke$ha looks like this:

Instead of this:

There’s really no room to complain. Her music is the crapness, her personality is kind of weird, and she picks out ugly bathing suits. This is a massive improvement over what’s generally the norm for her, so I suggest we just sit back, enjoy, and revel in the time that we have until she looks like this:

again. Because really, it’s only a matter of time, guys.

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LeAnn Rimes' Afternoon Chow Down

Spotted out grabbing a bite to eat, LeAnn Rimes was seen leaving the Coral Tree Cafe in Brentwood, CA on Tuesday afternoon (May 15).

The country beauty looked fabulous on the Cali day out wearing cut-off black bermuda shorts, strappy sandals and a casual white tank top with a heart on it that read "young Americans," and she seemed to be enjoying her relaxing afternoon off tweeting, "It's a gorgeous, sunny day in cali....enjoy the day everyone, wherever you are."

In other personal news, the 29 year-old has been no stranger to having arguments with her husband's ( Eddie Cibrian) former wife Brandi Glanville, but now "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star is clearing up a comment she made about Rimes.

In a recent interview with Australia's NW Magazine, Glanville dished about the first time she saw LeAnn holding her son saying, "I remember walking up to soccer practice and there she was with my baby in her lap," adding, "my blood was boiling, and I thought I was going to kill her. I really thought I was going to physically hurt her."

The reality starlet also explained, "But that was the first time I saw her that way ... she was sitting in my soccer chair, under my tent, she's got my kid on her lap and she's with my husband, and that was that little moment of total irrational fury."

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Justin Bieber: “I’m 18 Years Old And I’m A Swaggy Adult!”

GQ just did an interview with Justin Bieber, and it’s probably the best interview I’ve ever read with him. It’s amazing. It’s probably even better than the interview with Rolling Stone where he said that Americans were evil and that his opinion on politics were “whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.” I mean, the opening sentence is “I have been told specifically that I will be able to punch Justin Bieber in the face,” so of course it’s going to be incredible. I’ll show you guys some of the best parts, but if you enjoy giggling at Justin Bieber, then you’re definitely going to want to read the whole thing.

While waiting for Justin: After a few minutes, I noticed that someone had drawn a bunch of dicks all over the grease board by the door. So I pointed at them and asked, “Hey, who drew all the dicks?” One of the sound engineers immediately jumped up, ran over, and erased them with his sleeve. This is the new and mature Bieber.

Describing Justin: His voice is so high, it sounds like a ringtone. There is no way around it: Justin Bieber is a very small human being. He’s 18, but he could easily pass for someone six years younger. His rep says he’s five feet nine, but he looks about four feet four, maybe one hundred pounds. I shake his hand, and it feels like there should be more hand there.

Justin’s attention span: I have been warned by several people, including some people in his own camp, that Bieber has a very short attention span. This is correct. He is amazingly distractible. He also bursts into song a lot, at random intervals, no matter who’s around. (…Money on my mind and you on my mind, too much on my mind…) If it were anyone else, this would be annoying, but this is Justin Bieber, so every improvised song fragment is intended as a present to whoever’s around him.

Justin Bieber cusses: I ask Bieber if he’d like to venture outside the studio to talk over dinner, but he declines. “It’s just a pain in the ass,” he says.

Justin on education: “As far as education goes, you should be a smarter person.”

Justin on drinking: “For me, it’s just like, I like to be in control of myself. I mean, I’ve had a beer, like, before…. But I never get out of control.”

Justin gets a new customized van: Everyone gathers around as Bieber tours the van. He is euphoric. So much so that he has decided to pledge his loyalty to West Coast Customs forever and to decry its rival, Platinum Motorsport. “F-ck Platinum,” he says. “Platinum can suck a dick, man. West Coast all day.”

Justin on swag: “I’m 18 years old and I’m a swaggy adult!” he yells. “Come on, swaggy bros!”

Bieber’s rapping: His flow is slower than prostate cancer.

Justin loves Kim Kardashian: He catches Kaye [his business adviser] ragging on Kim Kardashian. “That bitch should never wear white in public again,” she says. Bieber gets mildly indignant and sticks up for Kardashian. “You guys are so mean, bro…. People say she doesn’t do anything; she actually does do stuff…. She works hard.”

Justin’s exit line: “GOOD NIGHT, BITCHES!”

I can’t even wrap my mind around the idea that Justin is this much of a little douchebag. Sure, we all knew he was somewhat douchey, but the random singing? The drawing of dicks? “I’m 18 years old and I’m a swaggy adult”? I never imagined it was this bad, you guys.

Source: evilbeetgossip